Yes, I probably need a new category for ‘this is just filler to let you know I’m still alive’, but anyway…

Anyway, beyond that, 100 reasons why the Beatles suck did actually sorta amuse me.

(/It’s also sorta a true story. You may place me solidly in the ‘sure, the Beatles were okay, but fuck, enough already’ category.)
Mr. Balder moves on.

He’ll be missed. But the good news is, I guess, the new guy made me laugh, too…

Granted, it’s probably just because I happen to hate cows.

(/’Kay. That’s not true. Cows are okay people, as ruminants go. Taste pretty good, too.)
News: it is raining in Ottawa. This year, this is not news…

Kids, wife outta town a while. The plan right now is to paint things—especially things requiring noxious paints that do not mix well with fragile, developing nervous systems… and finish stuff I only really do well at night—which, actually, is most of the things I do well—seein’ as wacky schedules will be less of an issue for a few days, at least…

Otherwise, this made me laugh. But it might just be the fumes…
Carpe diem, friends. Carpe diem.
… well, okay, mebbe there was some. Who knows. If there were, no one told me, see…

But anyway, this made me laugh for some reason.

Further bulletins as events warrant.
Sure, it’s been a shitty coupla months, I know. Economy in tatters, unemployment rising, investments going south… I mean, geez, is there anywhere whatsoever safe anymore even to put the money none of us has anyway? Iran’s on the brink, there’s riots in China, I know, man, I know…

But let’s count our blessings, y’know? I mean, you’re probably one of the relatively lucky ones, if you’re even reading this. I mean, you still got the net, right, so you’ve probably still got an income… Or you do unless you’ve been living on the street and just happened to slip into the public library and they haven’t kicked you out yet and you’re reading this on one of the kiosks there… and geez, man, that’s dedication. Thanks, if that’s the case… You’ve got like what, five minutes before they boot you out and you’re reading little ole me… Hey… Wait… Come back… Do not run away to Fark. That’s just not on, man…

Anyway, like I was saying, not all is lost. Things are black, sure, I get that.

But there is light in the world. For Faflbog has returned. And is posting. And posting

And life, at least, is worth living again… If you can afford to, that is.
I think I’ve decided this is my favourite PartiallyClips.

(ETA: Okay… or maybe this one.)